I love little burger joints that smell like salt and ice cream and onions--the way fast food joints oughta smell. I love simple, greasy burgers and not a huge menu selection. I love onion rings and local hangouts and strange treats that serve as the restaurant's main seller. I love the pictures on the wall of family and friends and local history. I love the little boxes that they bring you the food in. I love the cheap paper and the grease spots and the delicious, delightful, delovely food. I love dives.