Sunday, December 26, 2010

Update

So I'm moving back in with my dad on January 1st. Hopefully it'll enable us to start a real California fund. Our biggest thing is that we need a new car.

I have a great Aunt who may let us live with her in Cali while we hunt for jobs and try and find an apartment in the L.A. area.

This might actually happen, folks! Keep everything crossed!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Aliens And Things...

First a disclaimer: I've had a crush on Jeff Goldblum since I was a little girl.

I just finished watching "Earth Girls Are Easy" for the first time.

The scene where he and Geena Davis shag for the first time is the sexiest sex scene I have ever seen.

No joke.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

And So It Goes, And So It Goes....

My phone is dead. Dead. Like, not running out of battery dead. Like, dead dead.

I'm having car troubles.

We're getting kicked out of our apartment. Effective January 1, 2011.


That is all for now.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

On The Good Ship Relation...

So you know how, like, the word relationship means two people relating to each other on a boat? So have you ever thought about what kinds of boats you're on with different people? I have. Because I can't sleep at night. So here's what I've come up with. And each of these represents a specific person. (All men, because honestly, I've always liked them better anyway.) See if you can guess who!


Paddle Boat: We sit side by side, paddling away. It doesn't take much effort to paddle a paddle boat, see, so we never tire. And no one jumps out because really, who wants to jump out of a paddle boat? They're too much fun. We'll probably be paddling for the rest of our lives.

Row Boat: I sit on the bench with an umbrella over my head reading poetry while he rows. It's a bummer when it starts storming, but that's why you bring an umbrella.

Canoe #1: We've been in this little canoe for years, but he dropped the paddle long, long ago. I keep paddling, but it's a LOT of work.

Cruise Ship: Because there's a midnight buffet and champagne, and everyone looks fabulous! We'll be in this boat for a long time!

Canoe #2: We were rowing along, then he tipped the canoe over. When I came up for air, there was no one there. It's hard to paddle a canoe alone...time to get a kayak.